Why would you make candy cane pizza???

by RedditerPigeon

18 Comments

  1. EfficientSeaweed

    It’s the Christmas viscera pizza.

  2. pseudo_meat

    That would be impossible to eat once it dries and hardens again.

  3. Malfunction1972

    Still better than the candy corn pizza I saw earlier

  4. Malfunction1972

    ![gif](giphy|3ofT5VGECK4K1nVbAk)

  5. kaybeanz69

    That’s like brushing your teeth then drinking orange juice

  6. Barswiswi

    Looks like the fresh guts of a mutilated sea creature. No thank you.

  7. Playful-Depth2578

    Speed run to

    ![gif](giphy|RbaUECDJktXUc|downsized)

  8. ZyxDarkshine

    ![gif](giphy|yAPg3uf915VFs6fA9o|downsized)

  9. Meister_Ente

    Because satan told you it would be a great idea.

  10. Silly_shilly

    Because you’re a naughty child, and you touch yourself at night.

  11. Lord-Glorfindel

    This is two crimes; candy cane on pizza and Christmas before November 1st.

  12. MidnighT0k3r

    Might be a side effect of being high asF. Either way this is definitely a crime.

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